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What's YOUR Phobia?

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth: Sure, it's not a FUN experience, but...

Agyrophobia- Fear of crossing streets: An inexpensive prison for agyrophobics would be a regular city block...

Barophobia- Fear of gravity: No way to get around this phobia.

Batonophobia- Fear of plants: A stroll through the park may be fun for us, but it's a Batonophobic's worst nightmare!

Bibliophobia- Fear of books: A nice excuse for not reading your homework...

Chrematophobia- Fear of money: All chrematophobics can give all their money to me...

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors: I guess color blindness could be a gift, in some instances...

Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing: We'd live in a better society if everyone was a cleptophobic...

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed: A nice excuse to tell your parents when they tell you to go to bed...

Cyberphobia- Fear of computers: You wouldn't be reading this if you were a cyberphobic...

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school: An even nicer excuse to get you out of school...

Leukophobia- Fear of the color white: Next time you see someone in sun glasses, you should wonder if they just want to be cool, or if their sun glasses are actually a prescription for their phobia...

Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants: You and I step on ants, a Myrmecophobic runs wildly away, screaming...

Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes: The only ones who have a true excuse for going through life with their eyes closed...

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking: Think where we'd if Benjamin Franklin had been a Phronemophobic...

Phobaphobia- Fear of fear: Rather oxymoronic, isn't it?

Pogonophobia- Fear of beards: A pognophobic man has trouble shaving in the morning because when he looks in the mirror, his unshaven face causes him to go into spasms...

Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows: It would be rather nerve-wracking to think of your biggest fear always lurking right behind you...